What does a freelance researcher do? Researches things. He winks at me and helps lift my bike onto a cobblestone walkway. Its not an interesting or particularly sexy job. Nobody wants to date a perpetual studier, but I bet theres an army of guys crawling over each other to get to you.More like crawling away. Youre ridiculous. Whod ever want to date me?Someone like you? Thered be a line at your door as soon as work got out.Oh, would you be in the line? Sarcasm. Not a real question. I dont care if he respondsheat burns my toes, ears, and everything in-betweenwell, maybe I care a little.Jack pauses and gazes into me. Yeah Im in the line and Im better than all the other guys so you should really pick me. Im funny. Im strong, like, I could sweep you off your feet and run without breaking a sweat. I can also blow milk through my nose, but only if Im drunk and the milk is warm.

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