I do not go to church. I dont go to Christian church or Jew church or any other church. I dont go to church at all. Not ever. A perfect Sunday for me is spent drinking green tea while reading the Sunday New York Times. Yikes! Why dont I just turn in my Al-Qaeda membership form and call it a day? As if that wasnt bad enough, not only do I not go to church:I dont believe in God. How can I say the Pledge of Allegiance if I dont believe in God? How can I spend our American currency which pledges In God We Trust? How can I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help me God? Answer: I cant. Its a real problem. Dont get me wrong Id like to believe in God. I wish I did, especially if He was the kind of God that thought America was #1. But I dont, which to many people is the same as not believing in America. Up until recently, I thought those people were lunatics.

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