“The path to success isn't measured in miles, it's measured in inches..”

“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”

“My heart can see the ass in you.”

“Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.”