“No es que yo sea bueno, es que los dems son tan malos que la comparacin se revela imposible.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy the joy of being Salvador Dal and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dal going to accomplish today?”

“The difference between false memories and true ones is thesame as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look themost real, the most brilliant.”

“At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.”

“An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.”

“Beauty should be edible, or not at all.”

“I tried sex once with a woman and it was Gala. It was overated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Frederico Garcia Lorca. It was very painful.”

“I seem to have run in a great circle, and met myself again on the starting line.”

“I'm not the kind of faggot who wants to put a rainbow sticker on a machine gun.”

“And isn't love between two people better than hatred, in this world of violence and mourning? There seemed to me a fragile kindness in their love that survived through this poisonous war. Even thou...”