“What's the survival value of obsessing on a sunset?”

“If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert”

“Once there were three tribes. The Optimists, whose patron saints were Drake and Sagan, believed in a universe crawling with gentle intelligencespiritual brethren vaster and more enlightened than we...”

“You cant turn a sunset into a string of grunts without losing something.”

“The most altruistic and sustainable philosophies fail before the brute brain stem imperative of self-interest.”

“Thanks to a vampire and a boatload of freaks and an invading alien horde, Im Human again.”

“Dreamers like your wife are limited, little Helldiver. She makes sure I dont speak.Understand that. The only power they have is in death. The harder they die, the loudertheir voice, the deeper the ...”

“Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him”

“I am awake and yet I dream. You can be the realist and I can be the dreamer. When our worlds collide one day, I will show you another dimension of life that most dare not to believe in. This world ...”

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

“The day stared back an empty gray, with not a speck of white to give character to the lifeless sky.”

“When you are in trouble, you are the nearest first person who can help you!”

“Romance is the deepest thing in life. It is deeper than reality.”

“when you're a kid, they tell you that it's what's on the inside that counts. Looks don't matter . But that's not true. Guys like Phoebus in The Hunchback, or Dorian, or the old Kyle Kingsbury-- the...”

“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”