“She hated hairy bum holes. She couldnt stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being distracted by what looked like a spider trying to escape from her arsehole.”

“She woke up thin. She loved it when that happened.”

“Enjoy the adventure, because thats what its all about - the process, not the result. The ultimate result is death. The ultimate process is life. Fact.”

“She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being distracted by what looked like a spider trying to escape from her arsehole.”

“My body is not a temple. It’s a skip,”

“Enjoy the adventure, because that’s what it’s all about - the process, not the result. The ultimate result is death. The ultimate process is life. Fact.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“salvation is for the feeble, that's what I think. I don't want salvation, I want life, all of life, the miserable as well as the superb.”

“If it be a point of humanity for man to bring health and comfort to man, and especially to mitigate and assuage the grief of others, and by taking from them the sorrow and heaviness of life to rest...”

“If youre not afraid of working hard, self-reliance comes easy!”

“there is only one way under high heaven to get the best of an argument - and that is to avoid it .”

“If you argue and rankle and contradict, you may achieve a victory sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's good will.”