Quotes by Ze Frank

23 quotes found

Online performance artist · American · 1971

American online performance artist (born 1971)

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Popular Quotes

“Are the new viewers gone yet?”

“This little bathtub smells like ass.[24].”

“Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! [12].”

“'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own.[14].”

“Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. [23].”

“Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.[1].”

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“Theres no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark.”
— Ze Frank
being-perfect do-it doing-it effort

“Having someone do certain things for you is like getting someone to chew your food for you.It might be easier to swallow but it loses all its flavor...And you want the flavor!”
— Ze Frank
diy do-it-yourself figure-out figuring-it-out

“On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss this as some sort of bad trend in human culture. But the truth is life is being lived there. When the...”
— Ze Frank
Life Culture Truth

“Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you.”
— Ze Frank
Power Greatest You

“Isnt it amazing, amazing, amazing that something so specific can be so resonant? These are the filaments, filaments, filaments from that Walt Whitman poem. It makes me think that the thoughts that ...”
— Ze Frank
deep humor

“There’s no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark.”
— Ze Frank
being-perfect do-it doing-it effort

“Isn’t it amazing, amazing, amazing that something so specific can be so resonant? These are the filaments, filaments, filaments from that Walt Whitman poem. It makes me think that the thoughts that...”
— Ze Frank
deep humor

“This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to. (Standard sign-off for The Show; varies at times).”
— Ze Frank

“Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.[1].”
— Ze Frank

“[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck. [2].”
— Ze Frank

“Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck. [3].”
— Ze Frank

“Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! [12].”
— Ze Frank

“'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own.[14].”
— Ze Frank

“Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on The Show).”
— Ze Frank

“...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit. [19].”
— Ze Frank

“Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. [23].”
— Ze Frank

“This little bathtub smells like ass.[24].”
— Ze Frank

“Generalized statements … which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism. [25].”
— Ze Frank

“When I get sick I start scripting the video tape that I'm gonna leave behind when I die. Sometimes imagining that even makes me cry. Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get...”
— Ze Frank

“Are the new viewers gone yet?”
— Ze Frank