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“Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.”
“I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.”
“It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. (Oct 4, 2011)”
“I want the real story, the one that wont make it into the history books or the scientific journals.And you think Im the man to tell it, do you?If you were actually there, you are most definitely th...”
“Its my belief that all of the greatest tales ever told have been told in saloons. It was in such smoky, heathen-filled den of iniquity that I first heard the tale of the Bone Feud. As with all grea...”
“Cope laughed. I wouldnt worry yourself, my friend. Eobasileus has been extinct for thirty-seven million years.At this, the preacher could no longer contain himself. Nonsense! Utter nonsense!Nonsens...”
“It’s my belief that all of the greatest tales ever told have been told in saloons. It was in such smoky, heathen-filled den of iniquity that I first heard the tale of the Bone Feud. As with all gre...”
“I want the real story, the one that won’t make it into the history books or the scientific journals.”“And you think I’m the man to tell it, do you?”“If you were actually there, you are most definit...”
“Cope laughed. “I wouldn’t worry yourself, my friend. Eobasileus has been extinct for thirty-seven million years.”At this, the preacher could no longer contain himself. “Nonsense! Utter nonsense!”“N...”
