Quotes by Steve Merrick

“My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.”

“BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.”

“Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.”

“The path of life on our planet and maybe many others does not need a divinity to thrive, it needs no excuse to live, owes no debt to the universe because it is a part of the universe, no driving fo...”

“It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.”

“Charles Darwin's only mistake was in not being a physicist, because the entire process of evolution started before our planet formed, with the event called the big bang, at this point our knowledge...”

“Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........”

“I would wish you gods speed but I dont want you to waste time looking for him.”

“I have zero respect for knowledge, thats what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant...”

“Look in Kegos defense he was only Nine and a half when he took command of the ship and she had been put way off course by her captain and you lot would all be dead if it wasnt for him.Jenny Smith I...”

“Economics. "Something humans invented and then lost control of, it isn't real, it's not like gravity and we could evolve the economic process to make sense, but can't because we would all lose mone...”

“Would people please stop telling me Santa Claus doesn't exist? I met him when I was a kid, surrounded by teenaged elves n stuff, one of them had a camera, and he was fun and smelt of fags n beer, I...”

“Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so w...”

“I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.”

“How did I get where I am. If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.”

“If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......”

“Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.”

“I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.”

“I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevan...”

“Look in Kego’s defense he was only Nine and a half when he took command of the ship and she had been put way off course by her captain and you lot would all be dead if it wasn’t for him.”Jenny Smit...”