“My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.”

“Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.”

“The path of life on our planet and maybe many others does not need a divinity to thrive, it needs no excuse to live, owes no debt to the universe because it is a part of the universe, no driving fo...”

“It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.”

“Charles Darwin's only mistake was in not being a physicist, because the entire process of evolution started before our planet formed, with the event called the big bang, at this point our knowledge...”

“Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........”

“The U.K. should begin with an FAnd have a C after the U,And it should end in E DNow that weve left the E.U.”

“In the letters section, a Scot reminds his readers of the Glorious Alliance between France and Mary Queen of Scots, which explains why Scotland should not share the rabid Europhobia of Englishmen.”

“In the letters section, a Scot reminds his readers of the ‘Glorious Alliance’ between France and Mary Queen of Scots, which explains why Scotland should not share the rabid Europhobia of Englishmen.”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth.”

“Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.”