21 quotes found
“Hey, its totally masculine. Its cowboy butt sex.”
“Youve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.”
“You’ve seen the movies. Bad guy always comes back.”
“Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.”
“Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.”
“Not that youll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.”
“Whats up with all these guys not realizing theyre bisexual? Heres the clue, buddy, when youre around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.”
“That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you cant throw it away because it isnt perfect.”
“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My moms new boyfriend took it. Now theres an insane person. Well, hes from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I...”
“Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when...”
“Did not. My stubbornness doesnt even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.”
“Im a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?”
“Look, when Im here, I dont have to think. I dont have to worry. I dont even have to be me if I dont want to. That came out wrong. I dont have to be the me I have to be all day.”
“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he aint got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didnt cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist....”
“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.”
“This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy...”
“Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.”
“I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?”
“Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day.”
“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the touris...”
