5 quotes found
“Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.”
“I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.”
“If you dont laugh reading this book Ill eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?”
“If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?”
“Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.”
