“Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.”

“If you dont laugh reading this book Ill eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?”

“I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.”

“If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?”

“Do what you can with all love and passion irrespective of whether it pays you well or not. Joy in the result lives longer than the joy in the reward.”

“Americans are following a stampede to the financial slaughterhouse. Let us stop following them and go in the other direction.”

“Thou shalt not forget that money is only money and not character or fame.”

“The parties with the most gain never show up on the battlefield.”

“...when the black populations of the world have a future, so will the Western nations have a future-and not till then. But the terrible probability is that the Western populations, struggling to ho...”

“The Protestants of old go to work not just for the money, their biggest motivation for work is service to God and man. Not the interest to gain profit or make money.”

“It's ironic, since they're supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first year”

“It's ironic, since they're supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first year”