20 quotes found
“Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!”
“Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.”
“Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.”
“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”
“But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.”
“Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”
“Being a wizard gives you more power than most, but it doesn't change your heart. We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.”
“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also ha...”
“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”
“There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?""Evil's afoot.""Well, sure," Bob said, "because it refuses to learn the metric system....”
“Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?”
“There is a primal reassurance in being touched, in knowing that someone else, someone close to you, wants to be touching you. There is a bone-deep security that goes with the brush of a human hand,...”
“Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, when you're near someone, when you touch them on some level that is deeper than the uselessly str...”
“Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.”
“But you'd get arguments from all kinds of people that the Bible has got to be perfect. That God would not permit such errors to be made in the Holy Word.""I thought God gave everyone free will. Whi...”
“But all I said was that I was scared." After what you got to experience? That's smart, kid," I said. "I'm scared, too. Every time something like this happens, it scares me. But being strong doesn't...”
“Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice."...”
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”
“The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry clean...”
“[Mouse is] with us. The dog is a handicap-assist animal."The kid lifted his eyebrows."My mouth is partially paralyzed," I said. "It makes it hard for me to read. He's here to help me with the big w...”
