Quotes by Jamie Farr

“Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding. The, erm, peach kind? The peach kind, Lindsey said. I like the peach kind, Josh said. Mikey ...”

“A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.”

“Her eyes slid closed, her secret places pulsed in anticipation, and his lips settled onto the skin beneath her ear. That was magic. She held perfectly still. He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then ano...”

“In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. Oh! You have a KitchenAid. If youre planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode, he said fro...”

“Your mother cant hear you here. Distance is no match for my mothers eavesdropping and mind-reading skills. I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marily...”

“Josh squeezed her arm. Ill behave, he murmured. For now. Shes going to pickle your cucumbers. He has more than one? Natalie whispered. Thats between me and Kimmie, Josh replied.”

“Heavens Bakery help them all.”

“He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.”

“He was sort of Kimmies boss. And he wasnt just a thorn in General Moms side he was a whole stinking rosebush. If the rosebush were six feet of hunky, cake-blaspheming, rich playboy.”

“If my mom sees you here, shell --- Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?”

“But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted.”

“Is he nice? one whispered over her gum paste roses for this weekends wedding cakes. Um, obviously, Kimmie said. Youre why hes always coming around? I know hes hot stuff in Chicago, but he always se...”

“Right on time, sugar. Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. Traffic okay? Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jum...”

“Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes? one of the women in the kitchen asked. Theyre the Nipple Lickers, Kimmie answered. Without the nipples. I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes, anot...”

“On my honor, I aint ever tasting another womans sexualfavors. Even if the bakery offers em up in a cupcake wrapper andcalls em whipped dreams.”

“The Milked Duck was empty, save for Dahlias two part-timehelpers, but they were all rushing around, anticipating the firstguests for her Risqu Flavor Tasting event any moment now.The up front freez...”

“This Chocolate Orgasm is the best chocolate ice cream Iveever had.Mikey helped with that one, Dahlia heard herself say.Mari Belle laughed, a light, pretty sound. I sense hisinfluence in the Hazels ...”

“One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. Got a cure forthat frustration you got going on, he said.Got a cure for your ego?”

“What, was there something special in your ice cream? he said like an ass.Estrogen, she said. You might notice some swelling in your boobs and shrinkage in your package for a few days.”

“I am so not kissing you tonight, she informed him.He chuckled softly. And if she thought his smile wasdangerous, his chuckle shouldve been classified as a biologicalweapon. Sin in a sound wave.But ...”