Jack Black

Quotes by Jack Black

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Actor, comedian, and musician · American · 1969–1932

American actor, comedian, and musician (born 1969)

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Popular Quotes

“[sings] Motherfucking friendship!”

“[cries] I just want my friend back!”

“You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.”

“My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.”

“Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.”

“I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.”

Common Themes

carpe-diem humor stupidity yolo Love Children Magical Good Goal Pink Underestimate You Never Plan Strict Push-Ups Time Wife Kids

“I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.”
— Jack Black
carpe-diem humor stupidity yolo

“My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.”
— Jack Black
Love Children Magical

“I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.”
— Jack Black
Good Goal Pink

“You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.”
— Jack Black
Underestimate You Never

“Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.”
— Jack Black
Plan Strict Push-Ups

“I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.”
— Jack Black
Time Wife Kids

“Hey guys, there isn't gonna be a Plan B. You called me in to bring the thunder and that's what I'm gonna do.”
— Jack Black

“It's great to be here at the VMA's! I know this show's been a little sketchy in the past. But there isn't gonna be any problems tonight...is there Eminem?! Not here, someone should've told me.”
— Jack Black

“[cries] I just want my friend back!”
— Jack Black

“[sings] Motherfucking friendship!”
— Jack Black

“I… am steve.”
— Jack Black