Quotes by George Ade

“After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.”

“It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.”

“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.”

“To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.”

“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”

“'Whom are you?' he asked for he had been to night school.”

“Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.”

“For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.”

“He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.”

“In uplifting get underneath.”

“One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.”

“A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.”

“Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.”

“'Whom are you?' he asked for he had been to night school.”

“For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.”

“He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.”

“In uplifting get underneath.”

“Moral: It all depends.”

“Moral: In uplifting, get underneath.”

“Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.”