25 quotes found
“A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.”
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.”
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.”
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”