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“Yes here's to the founding fathersslave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”
“Yes here's to the founding fathers—slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes...”
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.”
