9 quotes found
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!”
“A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!”
“I'll get it," said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.”
“What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.”
“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.”
“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.”
“As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire....”
“Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.”
“Yes you are right," said Pavel. "We will succeed simply because we are the best in all of world. We will get LVR by using incredible intelligence." Leon showed he was in full agreement by screaming...”
