118 quotes found
“If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it.”
“Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.”
“Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.”
“Madeleine Albright says, There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.”
“My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.”
“I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.”
“Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.”
“Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.”
“I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.”
“If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.”
“Love is the best drug, bar none.”
“Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.”
“Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.”
“Butterflies. Everyday.”
“Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.”
“It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at our favorite spot, and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.”
“The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you.”
“I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each others company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How...”
“If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.”
“I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I werent, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.”
