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“Crap. I was hopin all things ugly had been raptured, but youre still muckin up the planet.We must share the same faith, honey. Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.”
“Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, hes cheatin on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.”
“Oh, really? Do you wake up heaving from bloody dreams thatpromise destruction like some crazy street guy forecasting theApocalypse? Did you slam a door in your dads face hours before he died?Does e...”
“Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.”
