“Crap. I was hopin all things ugly had been raptured, but youre still muckin up the planet.We must share the same faith, honey. Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.”

“Oh, really? Do you wake up heaving from bloody dreams thatpromise destruction like some crazy street guy forecasting theApocalypse? Did you slam a door in your dads face hours before he died?Does e...”

“Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.”“We must share the same faith, honey. ’Cause beauty checked out when you showed up.”

“It would be too easy to become infatuated with a man like him, and also decidedly unwise considering the female debris left in his wake.”

“...it is my belief that all of us suffer from some kind of mental instability. What would you say if I told you we all are a little crazy?”

“Watch out for your daughters.The man is coming.Hell promise you the world.But if you accept, theres no turning back.Watch out for your daughters.Because here comes Jack.”

“Where we come from... is not nearly as startling as where we are going.”

“Where we come from... is not nearly as startling as where we are going.”

“A court that wouldn't just change the world. It would start the world over.”

“Red in the head, Silver in the heart”

“I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.”