5 quotes found
“He's totally caught me, and I'm never letting him toss me back.”
“My back slams against the oven door, and I cover my face and cry. I cry so hard I can't breathe.”
“I like this marriage thing, because it's the best of all of us. We get to be the whole meal. The appetizer, the entree, the luxurious dessert... And yes, the peas and the carrots.”
“We're going to be married and hardly touch each other and have to work and work and never have any fun and we're just going to be okay with it because that's how life is and that's how relationship...”
“I want to make people smile. I want to tell an epic story... with laughter. I want to change the way people view the world. I want life to stop being so damn dramatic all the time. I want... what a...”