Quotes by Bobby Heenan

“It's four against four. Do you realize Duggan's looking across the ring and sees eight?”

“The Flying Jalepeno Bobby's name for Tito Santana's flying forearm finishing move”

“Gorilla: I have trouble telling the Beverly's apart. Bobby: Beau's the one with the blond hair. (They are both blond.)”

“Brain: And the little runt— Gorilla: Did I hear you call Jimmy Hart a runt? Brain: No, I was clearing my throat *HA-RUNNNNTK*”

“During Undertaker match, Wrestlemania VIII Brain: C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5 Gorilla: What are you doing? Brain: I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster. Gor...”

“Gorilla: That was an illegal move! Brain: No it wasn't. Gorilla: Yes it was! Brain: No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull.”

“Gorilla: (Referring to a match in progress in Texas) Well, we'll be right back with a fight that's taking place very near where a big fight occurred many years ago. Brain: You know why there were o...”

“Brain: How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time? Gorilla: Who, the Hitman? Brain: Yes. Gorilla: Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation? Brain: Too ...”

“Brain ...and next week i'm going to show you a picture of the man that wants to be my running mate for President. Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!!!!”

“You've got Fatu in the ring, Afa outside the ring, Samu's outside the ring... this is like, like, a 6-man, three-tag handicap match! During a singles contest between Bret Hart and Fatu on an episod...”

“Thank goodness for next year, huh Ross. Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma.”

“You know how some people can palm a basketball? This guy (Giant Gonzales) could probably palm a Buick!”

“Ross: Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers. Bobby: Well, it's not a big loss.”

“Ross: Virgil is unconscious. Bobby: When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you.”

“Brain: He's having fun. What did you do for fun when you were a kid, collect stamps? Vince: What's wrong with stamp collecting? Brain: Nothing. Know what you do, you find out somebody that has stam...”

“Gorilla: There goes the buzzer... (The third entrant is Ric Flair) Bobby: NO! Gorilla: Oh, yes! Bobby: DAMN IT!”