Quotes by Betty White

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“Animals dont lie. Animals dont criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”

“If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn't work, you're a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn't sound great to me!”

“I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!”

“I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I'm the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I'm not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I'm just relaxing a...”

“It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet mi...”

“My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just don't know how I would have lived without animals around me. I'm fascinated by them - both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are ...”

“The bottom line is, I'm blessed with good health. On top of that, I don't go around thinking 'Oh, I'm 90, I better do this or I better do that.' I'm just Betty. I'm the same Betty that I've always ...”

“I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dog...”

“I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.”

“I'm not what you might call sexy, but I'm romantic. Let's put it that way.”

“Anger tears me up inside... My own... or anyone else's.”

“During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for th...”

“Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.”

“I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a lovely life. 'Oh... I'm 30, oh, I'm 40, oh, 50.' Make the most of it.”

“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.”

“I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.”

“It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesa...”

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”