13 quotes found
“Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!!”
“In an ideal world, hed simply scrape the surface of his bottomless courage, carelessly slip off his horse, scratch his massive balls, and then stroll over to the Lair in his own good time. But this...”
“The thing I cant figure out, Axel turned to gaze directly at the gorgeous Elf. Is how we got drawn into this mess? A week ago we were just boys, bumbling about in our last year of study, and now we...”
“The sun was late, stuck in heavy mist. When it finally broke free there was no one to see, no one to applaud its sterling effort, because everyone in Freemantle was heading west. The burnt orange b...”
“Tristan turned to face the Talon crowd and placed one hand on his own chest, Our parents think that compromise is a dirty word, a sign of weakness and neglect. They choose combat over concession ev...”
“Mick reached backwards without breaking eye contact and ran his hand across the door behind him, See this? he said. This is my door. And no-one is touching my door today. He shook his head slowly a...”
“Jeffers stretched up on his toes to see the back of the mob, But James, were doing all this for you... We need this gold to build a united Alba. We need it to fund an army and to forge decisive lea...”
“It wasnt like that at all! argued the Sleuth, looking around for support. It was a heroic, selfless act of spectacular bravery! I should be worshipped like a god! Immortalised in song! He struck a ...”
“In an ideal world, he’d simply scrape the surface of his bottomless courage, carelessly slip off his horse, scratch his massive balls, and then stroll over to the Lair in his own good time. But thi...”
“The thing I can’t figure out,” Axel turned to gaze directly at the gorgeous Elf. “Is how we got drawn into this mess? A week ago we were just boys, bumbling about in our last year of study, and now...”
“Tristan turned to face the Talon crowd and placed one hand on his own chest, “Our parents think that ‘compromise’ is a dirty word, a sign of weakness and neglect. They choose combat over concession...”
“Jeffers stretched up on his toes to see the back of the mob, “But James, we’re doing all this for you... We need this gold to build a united Alba. We need it to fund an army and to forge decisive l...”
“It wasn’t like that at all!” argued the Sleuth, looking around for support. “It was a heroic, selfless act of spectacular bravery! I should be worshipped like a god! Immortalised in song!” He struc...”
