27 quotes found
“She's kind of a, well, you know, a B with an itch.”
“I will go out again this very night with my rockets and fuses. I will blow them straight out of their comfortable beds. Blow the rooftops off their houses. Blow the black, wretched night to bits. I...”
“Who knew that listening to a guy sleep could be so much deeper than sleeping with a guy.”
“I'm really too young to go out into the world alone," he thought as he lay down”
“There is nothing harder than telling your own mother you’re everything she hoped you were not.”
“I’m not the damsel in distress. I’m the villain. It’s only a matter of time before he realizes this.”
“It's one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It's another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid.”
