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“I am a negative person by nature, and I typically shy away from anything that requires me to be having visible fun.”
“This is the staff sergeant coming out," Kelly told Hagan quietly. "I'm used to it."Hagan looked him up and down, narrowing his eyes. "You come like a fire hose when he gives you an order, don't you...”
“If being ugly was a crime, they'd be hunting that woman down with helicopters and bloodhounds.”
“Youth isn't all it's cracked up to be either.""Then you're doing it wrong.”
“Forgive my asking you to use your mind. It is a thing which no novelist should expect of his reader...”
“I'm a special kind of crazy, boy it must suck to be you”
“Having plans sounds like a good idea - until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.”
“I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall give you no aid of any kind, nor shall I assist you, and I shall do whatever is in my...”
“Shed gotten through the entire evening without killing anyone. Lieutenant Eve Dallas, cop to the bone, figured the restraint showed enormous strength of character.”
“A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.”
“I'm apparently in love with a thirteen-year-old who makes lewd sex jokes in public, shamelessly plays footsy with me under the table the whole time I'm trying to enjoy my shrimp scampi, and is insa...”
“Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.”
“I remember watching him perform these endless, boring violin solos, with his long hair flowing behind him like an Afghan hound in a gale, and thinking, 'what a tosser.”
“I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?”
“Yes. Right. You should probably, um..."She had no idea what he should do.Kiss her, she thought. Isn't that what people did after they survived thrilling, near-death experiences together? She was su...”
“On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life.”
“A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!”
“I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.”
“Mother-in-laws are necessary, as are mosquitoes, athlete's foot, and beets.”
“Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!”
