399 quotes found
“But in a time of war, knowledge made interesting friendships. Soon, the scholars and the thieves were . . . well, thick as thieves.”
“Y’all ever seen that 'monkeys typing in a room for eternity would eventually create the works of Shakespeare' quote? Well, one time Drew got high and stated, 'Wait, that happened already. We’re mon...”
“Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance”
“I can look a whole day with delight upon a handsome picture, though it be but of an horse.”
“I know that whenever I feel my world turningupside down, nothing grounds me like a manicure.”
“She looked out and saw a tall and comely woman beckoning to her. Susannah's first look at Mia in the flesh astounded her, because the chap's mother was *white.* Apparently Odetta-that-was now had a...”
“You probably drink too much. If you hand me that bottle, I'll reduce your temptations. --Augustus "Gus" McCrae”
“I’ve been focusing on my career. I’ve had no time. That’s why I wanted to go out this weekend. I’ve been storing that shit up like a sexual camel. At this point I’d probably just walk into the bar,...”
“Love yourself’ the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist.”
“I’m not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attractive.”If I hadn’t been so terrified, I would have been insulted.”
“Well done girl, I . . I admire your treachery.' Ecruba hissed at Edith.”
“Who do I think would appreciate my book?I’m surprised anybody does. Oops, did I say that out loud?”
“I wasn’t a class clown, because nuns have no sense of humor. They have rulers.”
“Finish is a laundry powder. I feel guilty when I finish a book.”
“You soon know the difference between a real newspaper and an electronic one as soon as a fly won't leave you alone.”
“Just because someone’s a pain in the ass in life, doesn’t mean when they’re dead, we shouldn’t be respectful.”
“Going down 6% grades using only a hand brake and low gears wasn’t for sissies and, in retrospect, might have been for idiots.”
“My mom said:‘Don’t put your finger in your brother’s ear! If you want to know how that quarter trick is done, go ask the magician.’ So I tugged on The Great Arturo's pant leg until he finally taugh...”
“Despite his flaws, one has to admit that he is a whale-sized catch.”“I’ll be thrilled when someone harpoons him,” Lillian muttered, making the other two laugh.”
“They view New York as Satan's waiting room." "If this is the waiting room, where does the guy reside or work?" "New Jersey, I assume," Kyle said with a smile. "I mean, dude, have you been to Jersey?”
