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“I don’t trust compliments. I’ve been getting them for years. Sometimes I deserve them, sometimes I didn’t. But generally when people give you compliments there’s one of two things wrong with them. ...”
“He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.”
“You’re the prettiest thing I’ve seen fall from the sky today.”
“When two people compliment each other with the choice of anything each of them generally gets that which he likes least.”