61 quotes found
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.”
“Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.”
“They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.”
“The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.”
“The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.”
“Be calm on your wedding day; she wont kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.”
“Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.”
“The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.”
“Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.”
“Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.”
“Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.”
“Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.”
“If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.”
“The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.”
“The words I love you are worthless when you dont know who the 'I' is in that statement.”
“Marrying a stupid person is a reflection of your thoughtlessness.Marrying a clever person is a reflection of your intelligence.Marrying a wise person is a reflection of your shrewdness.Marrying a v...”
“Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.”
“Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.”
“If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.”
“When the heart says yes it is difficult for the mind to say no.”
