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“Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?”
“...the concept of marketing is almost as old as humanity itself...suffice it to say here that it took almost no time for a wily serpent to sell Adam and Eve on a shiny apple from the Tree of Knowle...”
“The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world.”
“About 4,400 years ago 8 people stepped off Noahs ark. According to the United Nations Population Growth Statistics, the worlds population grows at about .47% per year. That is the growth rate for a...”
“Want to get your kids to read more? Try making books easily accessible. Put them where kids can easily reach and don't make them off limits. (within reason)”
“About 4,400 years ago 8 people stepped off Noah’s ark. According to the United Nations Population Growth Statistics, the world’s population grows at about .47% per year. That is the growth rate for...”