162 quotes found
“Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.”
“I don't remember ever deciding to become a performer. I just always was. I began performing by mimicking the performers on the new television that first took the attention away from me as the baby ...”
“I had my baby outside in a thunderstorm. It was really romantic.”
“Naming a baby is an act of poetry, for many people the only creative moment of their lives.”
“I have been to anger management twice. After the first session the lady was like, 'Baby, you don't seem that angry at all. You seem like a really nice guy.'”
“In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.”
“Paul McCartney had a baby when he was 61; Rod Stewart was 66; Rupert Murdoch was a stunning 72. Not only does that mean they'll have less stamina than the average dad, that means they'll, well, che...”
“Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.”
“I like wearing my dad's sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby.”
“Oh my God! Sam said again, his voice shaking. Ive given birth to something inhuman, Phoebe thought. A lamprey with row after row of teeth.”
“M leaves me but I'm not alone, and a terrifying thought creeps into my head. Family is now something I have created and not just something I was born into.”
“The baby, when he or she is ready to be born, will send a message that tells the mothers body that it is ready. The mothers body can then begin labour by slowly releasing oxytocin, the hormone of l...”
“There's always this point in pregnancy when all of sudden you realize that there is this person inside of you, and somehow you are going to have to get them out. First you worry about getting pregn...”
“They didnt fly out of my body, I actually had to push the little fuckers out.”
“We'd traveled, we'd been to lots of parties, lots of movies and concerts, we'd slept in. We'd done all those things that people with children seem to miss so passionately. We didn't want those thin...”
“You can hardly walk up to complete strangers and say, "Good for you! You've risked banishment and brutality and ostracism just to be together, and I applaud your choice! You're in the vanguard of s...”
“You can love someone, hell, you can love a lot of someones, but when you find the right person--the one that you're meant to be with--it's like..." "You can breathe for the first time," she finishe...”
“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever called me baby, I'd probably laugh in his face. Or choke him.”
“Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
“I am just a beginner. The two films so far are baby steps. If I develop an attitude, I'll be finished even before I've started. Besides, if I started misbehaving, my folks would give me a tight slap.”
