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“Listen, murderer, I don’t want to hear anything you have to say!” Jackson growled loudly.”
“Does your license plate mean something?" Bing asked. "En-o-ess-four-a-two?""Nosferatu," the man Charlie Manx said."Nosfer-what-who?"Manx said, "It is one of my little jokes. My first wife once accu...”
“Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all”
“Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"Alice: "I do. Excellent.”
“Don’t tell them he’s upstairs , I commanded my brain. Tell them he moved to Pacoima to start a commune for vegetarian vampires. Tell them he’s looking into getting a sex-change operation and renami...”
“You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.”
“Common courtesy dictates that we never drain the lifeblood of anyone to whom we've been formally introduced.”
