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“When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his...”
“But I still did not realize how mad she was, and how accustomed to dreaming; and that she would not cry out for reality, rather would feed reality to her dreams, a demon elf feeding her spinning wh...”
“Lifes a bitch and then you die and deaths a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much.”
“I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.”
“I don't feel I fit in with morning television because I'm like a vampire and I like to stay up late.”
“It's healthy to ditch class now and then." To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when human blood would be spilt.”
“Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves.""No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?""Just shut up.""Can do.""Really? Doesn't seem like it."-Jacob and seth”
“You see why I’m such a good vampire? We’re all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, “Hi, I’m a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!” No, we lurk. We’re l...”
“What is your name?” I asked.“Thorn.”“Thorn?”“If you touch me, you bleed.”
“Celestia laughed wickedly. "Danny is your BBB, silly. I’d never ask you to marry him.""BBB?" Now she had to learn abbreviations? She didn’t have the patience to deal with this tonight."Bodyguard, B...”
“We’re the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever”
“Max raised the mallet. He stared into her face and wished he could say he was sorry, that he didn't want to do it. When he slammed the mallet down, with an echoing bang, he heard a high, piercing s...”
“Life’s a bitch and then you die and death’s a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much.”
