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“Any society that produces twice as many lawyers as it does poets and preachers is doomed.”
“They had stopped shouting at each other and put their faith in legal counsel. With the result that how things could be made to look was what counted, not how they actually were.”
“Fangs are more pointed, and vampires use fangs to bite people on the neck.''Yech! Who'd want to do that?''Vampires would, that's who.''Wait a minute. I saw Mrs. Monroe bite Mr. Monroe on the neck o...”
“Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.”
“In architecture, you arrive so late. I look at doctors, lawyers I know, and they're all buying boats and bailing out at 62. My career is just getting started.”
“If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.”
“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
“I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.”
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.”
“People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”
“The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.”
“Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.”
“Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.”
“All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.”
“I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.”
“To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.”
“However...," Satan said.Bick sighed. "However, I didn't count on the growing interference of lawyers, regulators, bureaucrats and politicians into my business. I swear it seems that every year they...”
“Politicians were mostly people who'd had too little morals and ethics to stay lawyers.”
“Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They're remembered by the arts.”
“Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.”