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“#1487: Hug a cow.”
“She says its wrong to be frittering away my hours asking questions when theres work to be done. But I dont see how a question can be wrong. Can you, Pa? Ma says the Bible sets out whats right and w...”
“Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.”
“and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows. p12”
“Progress is a wonderful thing of course, and I can appreciate the lactiferins that are sprinkled on the pasture to turn the grass to cheese. And yet this lack of cows, however rational it may be, g...”
“Baby rats need rat milk, baby cats need cat milk, baby dogs need dog milk, baby humans need human milk, baby cows need cow milk, baby chimps need chimp milk.. Would anyone believe it if someone cla...”
“I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to see one: But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.”
“There was an old man who said "How Shall I flee from this horrible cow? I will sit on this stile and continue to smile Which may soften the heart of that cow."”
“She says it’s wrong to be frittering away my hours asking questions when there’s work to be done. But I don’t see how a question can be wrong. Can you, Pa? Ma says the Bible sets out what’s right a...”
“…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.” p12”
