She ordered white wine, and I ordered Schweppes tonic water without the booze. The drinks came, and I took a hit.The first thing she said was, I dont know how you can drink that stuff straight?You mean without the liquor to kill the taste?Yeah, its so bitter.Thats what I like about it. Its bitter like me. We match.You mean youre a grumpy old man?Right. Cant help it. Thats what happens when you get old.Well, Im an optimist.Im an optimist too, just a grumpy optimist.

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