“The word mortgage originates in French. it literally means 'death grip'.”

“There's no point asking dogs about their dreams because sleeping dogs lie.”

“Perhaps we are yet to feel the full impact of the Y2K bug but so far it's been quiet.”

“People with jutting jaws are more likely to have open throats and hence be less susceptible to snoring and sleep apnoea. Chris Worsnop points out that superheroes such as Superman and Batman are of...”

“Fatigue fatigue is when you're tired of being tired.”

“A woman needed half her leg amputated after she slipped and broke the leg as she was cleaning her bath while she was still asleep. Not even the pain of a broken bone woke her and the angle at which...”

“Oscar Wilde may have quipped that one can never be overdressed or overeducated, but Wilde did not live in our era of overeducated baristas.”

“Oscar Wilde may have quipped that one can “never be overdressed or overeducated,” but Wilde did not live in our era of overeducated baristas.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”