“Gabe, youre sick, and much as youre a shithead sometimes, Ive trained you to be a fairly acceptable shithead to me. If you died Id have to go to all the effort of training someone else.If I died ma...”

“Shithead Boss Man, eh? You know, Dylan, I really lucked out in the assistant department. The other partners in the firm have ended up with someone awful, who soothes them, is at their beck and call...”

“Hes adorably high-handed where youre concerned, isnt he?My eyes slide closed. With anyone. No, he says thoughtfully. Only you. He really cant be bothered with anyone else, unless theyre connected t...”

“The truth is that I will always need you more than you need me. Its also the truth that Im not a good bet for someone as vital and young as you. Im bad tempered, a perfectionist who is too serious,...”

“Listen to me very carefully, and think hard about what happens if you go over my head to do something for me that you think is right. What is my normal reaction?Gabe slumps slightly. Not favourable?”

“He stares at me. So youre telling me that you obey all my orders, because honestly that would be news to me?I always obey your orders, I say indignantly. I am quite possibly the best assistant in h...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“Leaning his forehead against Michael's, Dominic admitted, "I didn't dance then. I think I was waiting for you.”

“ 'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty six.' 'You're not supposed to bloody tell me. I'm trying to distract myself.' He opened one e...”

“Cam shook his head. 'Do you ever listen to how much crazy shit comes out of your mouth?' 'Nope.' I hooked my fingers into his waistband and pulled him closer. 'Nobody does. That's why I remain undi...”