“He said to people: youre free. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant and, as soon as hed been betrayed, they milled around a bit like barn-br...”

“If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.”

“You can be any sex you like provided you act male. There's no men and women in the Watch, just a bunch of lads.”

“No it's not!" said Constable Visit. "Atheism is a denial of a god.""Therefore It Is A Religious Position," said Dorfl. "Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Deni...”

“WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.”

“These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and it was just you and him, facing one another in that breathless little pinch betwee...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”