I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm
Lindsey Kelk, I Heart New York.
“If you didn't feel like your support system was strong enough, then getting yourself out of the situation was the best thing to do”
“Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any.”
“A break up is the closest thing to bereavement”
“Was I happy? Maybe more content thanbouncing-off-the-sofa-like-Tom-Cruise-ecstatic, but thats still happy isnt it?”
“It's OK not to be OK.”
“New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something”
“Certainly the most destructive vice if you like, that a person can have. More than pride, which is supposedly the number one of the cardinal sins - is self pity. Self pity is the worst possible emo...”
“Ours is a shockingly dead view of creation. We ourselves are the only things in the universe to which we grant an authentic vitality, and because of this we are not fully alive.”
“Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.”
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”
“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”
“This is the city, and I am one of the citizens/Whatever interests the rest interests me”
“In some neighborhoods, faces mature faster than bodies.”
“My advice for aspiring writers is go to New York. And if you cant go to New York, go to the place that represents New York to you, where the standards for writing are high, there are other people w...”