“Lips that have tasted the salt of tears always give the sweetest kiss.”

“It is more than love, barely less than madness. Its never close enough.”

“I love you to the moon and bed.”

“Im jealous of the cherries that have been in your mouth, he said, that they get to make your lips so red. He kissed her softly, teasing her tongue with his, a lustful wet caress, and Austen was sus...”

“When she remembered a summer it would be this one. When she remembered love it would be his.”

“I would rather be destroyed by you than loved by anyone else.”

“Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of ...”

“Choose your counsel, company and companions wisely: beware seeking wise words of advice from a fool or expecting informed opinions or decisions from the ignorant.”

“If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.”

“You need to understand that you are not your appearance or your body”

“Women do not give a very favorable estimate of their appearance”

“It is complexes that prevent women with a good appearance from adequately assessing themselves”

“Its one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”