“Thats the thing about jazz: its free flowing, it comes from your soul.”

“Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were...”

“What passes for sports coverage is terribly sycophantic.”

“I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to ...”

“My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself. ”

“To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.”