“After pleasant scratching comes unpleasant smarting.”

“Bad is never good until worse happens.”

“Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.”

“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.”

“If envy were a fever all the world would be ill.”

“I have a romantic side.”

“Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.”

“You always admire what you really don't understand.”