“Outside the window, a bank of clouds appeared on the horizon, inching slowly across the sky, finally slipping across the Moon and blocking out its radiant light. As he clicked off his overhead ligh...”

“I love the gray area between right and wrong.”

“God's will is your deepest desires.”

“Small minds have always lashed out at what they don't understand.”

“The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold”

“I still get up every morning at 4 A.M. I write seven days a week, including Christmas. And I still face a blank page every morning, and my characters don't really care how many books I've sold.”

“Creationists eagerly seek a gap in present-day knowledge or understanding. If an apparent gap is found, it is assumed that God, by default, must fill it.”

“If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.”

“I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”

“All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.”

“There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings.”