“Molly Cade, you could be wearing a White Sox shirt, a Yankees thong, and a Packers Cheesehead and I would still want to do you.She sighed. Such a romantic.”

“Falling in love with you was the easiest thing Ive ever done. Falling is easy. Staying that way is hard. But Ive been choosing hard all my life, so why the hell would the life I make with the woman...”

“Pucker up, Hollywood. By the time Im finished with you, the neighbors are gonna need a cigarette.”

“Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve ever done. Falling is easy. Staying that way is hard. But I’ve been choosing hard all my life, so why the hell would the life I make with the wom...”

“God Lord, give me strength. Please keep the local firefighters away from me. Keep me out of the path of hardened abs and tall men in uniform, for they are bastards, one and all. Amen”

“Lie on your stomach, I ordered between kisses.He pulled away. Why?Just do it.”

“Shed been seconds away from kissing the man no, throttling him, for his sheer audacity. You expect me to bat my eyes and thrust my tits into some hairy creatures face and then run away like a giggl...”

“Molly Cade, you could be wearing a White Sox shirt, a Yankees thong, and a Packers Cheesehead and I would still want to do you.She sighed. Such a romantic.”