“Please dont hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Lovingyou made me be passionate about nothing but you. Loving you made me take risks I never would haveo...”

“I just wouldnt want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in myexperience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless theyre both.Maybe its a blessing, beca...”

“A month ago it would have been my dream just to be in his bedroom watching a movie, but now its torture because I want so much more. Its like my entire conscious state has been reduced to this toxi...”

“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?”

“When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.”

“I hate how its so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.”

“Triana realized Alexio was going to unravel her predictable world and the idea excited her.”

“[Earl, on liking someone] Because, honestly, the rational part of me know for a rock-solid fact that I would never, ever get with Madison Hartner. But that was just the rational part of me. There's...”

“An unarticulated crush is very different from an unrequited one, because at least with an unrequited crush you know what the hell you're doing, even if the other person isn't doing it back. An unar...”

“You might, without my crediting it, fall deeply in love and forever, with some warped hunchback whelped in the gutter. I should equally stop you from taking him.”

“She wasnt exactly sure when it happened. Or even when it started. All she knew for sure was that right here and now, she was falling hard and she could only pray that he was feeling the same way.”

“First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love. But any of it is better than never having been in love.”

“Sometimes you break your heart in the right way, if you know what I mean.”