“Rogers wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winstons arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.”

“Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone.”

“He glared at Mr. Diddleys yellow-toothed smile, and thought how hed like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it.”

“Roger’s wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston’s arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.”

“When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”

“Back in the days when gladiators hacked away at each other, there was always the man who decided whether the defeated should live or die. The job is usually given to the Emperor in movies, but in f...”

“Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don't you think? I mean if you enjoy it.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”